newtypeshadow46 | quotes: MST3K

MST3K, The Undead

“Satan, the prince of cabaret.” ~MSTers

“He’s not hypnotizing her, he’s really boring her.” ~MSTers

“When I touch you—” ~hypnotist man to hypnotized woman
“I think about myself.” ~MSTers
“—we’ll be one.” ~hypnotist man to hypnotized woman
“We’ll be me for convenience sake.” ~MSTers

“What’s going on?” ~Mike
“Oh, Servo stole some spoons and now they’re probably gonna kill him.” ~Crow
“Right on schedule then.” ~Mike

“He also does a puppet show with the corpses.” ~MSTers

“There goes a deeply mediocre man.” ~MSTers

“You know, if Satan thinks you’ve gone too far, you’ve gone too far.” ~MSTers

“Mike, every image of your past paints a picture of a dark, sad, and damaged little man.” ~ Crow

MST3K, The Thing That Wouldn’t Die

“You’re my favorite sister-daughter.” ~MSTer

“I hope you all die! I hope a tree comes and falls on you!” ~girl to her family
*tree falls on her mother*
“I hope the tree rises and falls on you again!” ~MSTer

“She took off her dress and now she’s less nude than she was before.” ~MSTer

“This is no time for your damn haikus!” ~MSTer

“Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to death we go.” ~MSTer

“You know, his work is uncluttered by talent.” ~MSTer

After man destroys a painting he made of a woman and throws it into a wall: “Remember, you walked into a painting of a door.” ~MSTer